“Don’t tell me that height is the only factor which creates so much difference”
“Why are you guys always behind beautiful girls only”
“I know that she is a bit selfish but I believe I can change her”
“Why does she sport a smile while speaking to me?”
“He always looks at you before he goes to his seat”
Such a regular collegian gossip which we find in our emptied classrooms, coffee shops, Canteens, parks and famous hangout places etc when a guy disagrees with the criterion adopted by a girl and tends to argue or when a girl expresses her surprise at the way boys think. Visit any of these places and you are bound to discover the basic fundamentals of dependence, respect and care flowing in the air. These fundamentals have been evolving since ages but they have been subjected to such a constant change that we better say they are revolving.
So what really is the criterion for a guy to choose a girl or for a girl to choose a guy?
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Some Typical Responses (GIRLS)
What features do you look for in guys?
Beauty matters only a little what actually matters is compatibility and trust. I expect him to give me enough space to breathe, respect my feelings and be honest to me.
Suitable Products: Wagon R (Average looks, enough space and Solid Performance)
What physical and social features do you insist on?
Height above 5’6 and with a cool attitude.
Suitable Products: Samsung Refrigerators (Big ones), 5 way Cooling Guaranteed
Turn offs?
Philanderers and Hypocrites
Suitable Products: Lie Detectors, Metal Detectors J
Your views on Laila and Majnu?
Ohh they were such a great lovers. You really want to have someone who loves you so much.
Suitable Story: Karan Johar’s Dostana (Yet to be released, It stars two men unfortunately)
Love Marriage or Arranged? (Now there are multiple responses here)
Ø My house hold is very strict about this; my parents are my best judges.
Ø Love marriage ofcourse, No doubts at all.
Ø I don’t know
Suitable Product: Videocon (What ever role life offers play it cool)
Some Typical Responses (Guys)
What features do you look for in girls?
Well beauty of course matters but I also expect integrity. She should be honest to me and respect my parents. She should be very flexible and understand my feelings.
Suitable Products: Plaster of Parris
What physical and social features do you insist on?
Good Features, Nice Structure, Beautiful & very gentle.
Suitable Products: Nokia N series.
Turn offs?
Shorttemper, Lack of flexibility
Suitable Products: Bigbabool, Boomer
Your views on Laila and Majnu?
Theirs was a genuine love story. Can you imagine any other?
Suitable Story: Murder (Really Genuine)
Love Marriage or Arranged? (Now there are multiple responses here)
Ø Love Marriage
Ø Arranged Marriage, go for the dowry
Suitable Product: Vodafone (A dog’s never ending care story) or Virgin mobile (Get paid for incoming)
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That’s the story friends. At the end of the day a fair truth is that all of us look for the best deal in the market. So when it comes to choosing boy friends or girl friends we are no different. I wont apply this to all of us but yes I would do it to most of us.
To be continued…
JPRS
21st April 2008
